幽默英語短文范文第1篇
永昌三中 毛著青
短文改錯著重考查考生的語言基本功和正確使用英語進行表達的能力。它涉及詞匯、語法、句型結構等方面的知識和邏輯情理的推斷和綜合辨析能力，是一種在較高層次上考查考生對英語知識的掌握和語言綜合運用能力的測試題型。它是專門針對考生們平時學習英語過程中，尤其是寫作練習中常犯的又是較為普遍的錯誤而設計的。對考生們而言，該題又是拉開距離和檔次的題型。
-命題原則
通過對近幾年高考中短文改錯的分析，可以看出命題者一般在行文邏輯、一致關系、連接手段、平行結構、多詞少詞、冠詞使用、名詞數格、詞語搭配、詞性辨析等方面進行設計和考查。歸納起來，短文改錯的命題特點和命題趨向主要體現在以下幾個方面：
1.錯誤類型設置相對穩定
從設錯形式上看，基本上都是錯詞的占6行;沒有錯誤的占1行;多詞和缺詞的共占3行左右。
2.短文改錯所考查的詞類覆蓋面廣，分布合理。錯誤包括詞法、句法、語篇結構、行文邏輯等，涉及名詞、冠詞、代詞、介詞、形容詞、副詞、連詞、動詞時態、動詞語態、非謂語動詞、主謂一致等語法知識。在改錯題中，占相當大比例的主要是動詞的形式變化，現在時第三人稱單數，過去時，-ed分詞，-ing分詞及被動語態等。其他如名詞復數的變化、主謂一致、詞與詞之間搭配、詞法、句法及語篇中的行文邏輯等方面也會交替出現。
3.短文改錯試題的難度保持平穩，句子結構以簡單句為主、復合句和并列句并重。句子的長度是控制難度的一個重要因素。句子越長難度越高。從近幾年考試題來看，短文改錯的句子平均長度平穩，但幾乎每篇都有一個長達20多個詞的句子。這就需要考生在這個句子中判斷出二到三個地方有錯或無錯，增加了試題的難度。
-考查要點
短文改錯的目的是測試考生發現、判斷、糾正一些詞法、句法以及語篇中的行文邏輯等方面錯誤的能力。它既能考查考生的詞匯和語法方面的能力，也能考查考生的閱讀理解能力。其考查要點的主要方面有：
1.詞法的測試
詞法的測試包括：1)定冠詞和不定冠詞的用法;2)名詞的單復數和名詞所有格;3)動詞的時態、語態、語氣、情態動詞和非謂語動詞等;4)人稱代詞的格、物主代詞、指示代詞、連接代詞、不定代詞等的用法;5)介詞的搭配;6)并列連詞、從屬連詞的用法;7)形容詞、副詞的區別以及比較級和最高級的用法;8)固定搭配和習慣用法。
2.句法的測試
句法的測試包括：1)主謂語在數上的一致;2)名詞性從句;3)定語從句;4)強調句型;5)句子結構的連貫性、完整性、對等性及邏輯性。
3.語篇的測試
語篇的測試包括：1)上下文中的時態是否一致;2)上下文中的代詞是否一致;3)上下文中的邏輯是否一致;4)上下文中的詞、詞組、從句的替代是否正確。
-解題技巧
1.通讀全文，了解短文的中心意思，把握全篇的時態、人稱及行文邏輯。尤其是行文邏輯方面的錯誤，有時孤立地讀一個單句時是沒有錯誤的(或是不易看出錯誤)。但是，如果聯系上下文，就會發現該句的問題所在。在通讀全文的同時把一些比較容易的或是明顯的錯誤先改好，這樣也為再進行分行、分句改錯時，起到了降低難度的作用。
2.分句閱讀，逐行找錯。做完上述工作后，就要進入逐行改錯的階段。這時就要對文中的詞法、句法和語篇(詳見考查要點)角度著重分析和特別注意。
3.最后，把改好后的短文再閱讀一遍，檢驗答案是否正確，感覺是否還有不妥之處，最終形成定稿。
-注意問題
1.通?？忌J為短文改錯中正確的一行一般在短文中間或是靠后的位置，但這是沒有規律的，很有可能第一行就是正確的。
2.短文改錯時改“錯”，而不是把文中的表達法改成另外的表達形式。很多考生對這個概念比較模糊。把原文中并沒有錯的形式改成了自己認可的另外一種形式，雖然改后的表達法也是對的，但這樣做偏離了這類題型的答題要求，因而也不能得分。
3.還有一點也是非常值得考生們注意的，就是：在短文改錯時，不能改變短文中句子本身的意義。同樣，如果需要改變句子的結構或連詞等方面的錯誤時，也一定要圍繞文章的中心意思來改錯。
-復習建議
除了多做改錯專項練習外，也要做與短文改錯題型相關的其他練習。比如：
幽默英語短文范文第2篇
We often close ourselves off when traumatic events happen in our lives; instead of letting the world soften us, we let it drive us deeper into ourselves. We try to deflect the hurt and pain by pretending it doesn’t exist, but although we can try this all we want, in the end, we can’t hide from ourselves. We need to learn to open our hearts to the potentials of life and let the world soften us. 生活發生不幸時，我們常常會關上心門;世界不僅沒能慰藉我們，反倒使我們更加消沉。我們假裝一切仿佛都不曾發生，以此試圖忘卻傷痛，可就算隱藏得再好，最終也還是騙不了自己。既然如此，何不嘗試打開心門，擁抱生活中的各種可能，讓世界感化我們呢?
Whenever we start to let our fears and seriousness get the best of us, we should take a step back and re-evaluate our behavior. The items listed below are six ways you can open your heart more fully and completely. 當恐懼與焦慮來襲時，我們應該退后一步，重新反思自己的言行。下面六個方法有助于你更完滿透徹地敞開心扉。 1. Breathe into pain 直面痛苦
Whenever a painful situation arises in your life, try to embrace it instead of running away or trying to mask the hurt. When the sadness strikes, take a deep breath and lean into it. When we run away from sadness that’s unfolding in our lives, it gets stronger and more real. We take an emotion that’s fleeting and make it a solid event, instead of something that passes through us.
當生活中出現痛苦的事情時，別再逃跑或隱藏痛苦，試著擁抱它吧;當悲傷來襲時，試著深呼吸，然后直面它。如果我們一味逃避生活中的悲傷，悲傷只會變得更強烈更真實——悲傷原本只是稍縱即逝的情緒，我們卻固執地耿耿于懷。
By utilizing our breath we soften our experiences. If we dam them up, our lives will stagnate, but when we keep them flowing, we allow more newness and greater experiences to blossom. 深呼吸能減緩我們的感受。屏住呼吸，生活停滯;呼出呼吸，更多新奇與經歷又將拉開序幕。
2. Embrace the uncomfortable 擁抱不安
We all know what that twinge of anxiety feels like. We know how fear feels in our bodies: the tension in our necks, the tightness in our stomachs, etc. We can practice leaning into these feelings of discomfort and let them show us where we need to go. 我們都經歷過焦灼的煎熬感，也都感受過恐懼造成的生理反應：脖子僵硬、胃酸翻騰。其實，我們有能力面對這些痛苦的感受，從中領悟到出路。
The initial impulse is to run away — to try and suppress these feelings by not acknowledging them. When we do this, we close ourselves off to the parts of our lives that we need to experience most. The next time you have this feeling of being truly uncomfortable, do yourself a favor and lean into the feeling. Act in spite of the fear. 我們的第一反應總是逃避——以為否認不安情緒的存在就能萬事大吉，可這也恰好妨礙了我們經歷最需要的生活體驗。下次感到不安時，不管有多害怕，也請試著勇敢面對吧。
3. Ask your heart what it wants 傾聽內心
We’re often confused at the next step to take, making pros and cons lists until our eyes bleed and our brains are sore. Instead of always taking this approach, what if we engaged a new part of ourselves that isn’t usually involved in the decision making process? 我們常對未來猶疑不定，反復考慮利弊直到身心俱疲。與其一味顧慮重重，不如從局外人的角度看待決策之事。
I know we’ve all felt decisions or actions that we had to take simply due to our “gut” impulses: when asked, we can’t explain the reasons behind doing so — just a deep knowing that it had to get done. This instinct is the part of ourselves we’re approaching for answers. 其實很多決定或行動都是我們一念之間的結果：要是追問原因的話，恐怕我們自己也道不清說不明，只是感到直覺如此罷了。而這種直覺恰好是我們探索結果的潛在自我。
To start this process, take few deep breaths then ask, “Heart, what decision should I make here? What action feels the most right?” 開始前先做幾次深呼吸，問自己：“內心認為該做什么樣的決定呢?覺得采取哪個方案最恰當?”
幽默英語短文范文第3篇
【關鍵詞】高中英語 短文改錯 語言基礎
短文改錯是一項測試考生的判斷力、觀察力、糾錯力等語言基礎知識及綜合運用能力的題型。在現行的高考試題中，改錯題屬于主觀試題客觀考查的綜合性高層次試題。它既考查方方面面的基礎知識，又考查綜合運用語言的能力，包括寫作能力。很多考生面對此題，茫然不知所措，結果沒錯的地方給改錯了，錯誤的地方卻放過了。尤其在寫作練習中，命題者將各種典型錯誤更集中、更系統地整理出來，然后融入一篇內容和題材較為簡單的文章中設計而成，因而該題考生得分率最低，特別是對于剛剛進入高中，初次涉及短文改錯題型的學生。筆者通過分析近幾年高考短文改錯題和教學實踐，認為，了解命題規律，從中拾遺補漏，進而掌握短文改錯題的一些解題技巧，定能在短時間內熟練掌握。
一、短文改錯的提高策略
針對短文改錯出現的問題，可在日常的學習中注意一些學習方法和學習習慣的培養以提高應試策略。
1.加強針對性訓練，達到熟能生巧的目的。題做多了，題感就出來了，火眼金睛，也就基本上練出來了，一些小錯誤在讀題的時候就難逃學生的法眼了;除了多做改錯專項練習外，也要做與短文改錯題型相關的其他練習，比如，認真完成我們配套的練習冊專門關于改錯的單項訓練，善于總結一些錯誤類型并加以強化，提高糾錯水平。
2.朗讀課文，培養語感。教材是命題的依據，試題總是緊扣教材范圍以內的知識的，分析近年來的試題覆蓋面，會發現試題所涉及的詞法、語法及句型的考查，都未超出中學英語教學大綱及教材的范圍，所以熟讀對話課文，形成良好的語感對于提高判斷與校正能力將會有很大的作用，往往在解讀試題的過程中，憑著通過朗讀而形成的良好的語感，你會對某行中的某處感到別扭，不順口，盡管有時你還不一定能用語法術語來解釋，但直觀的語感會讓你覺得必須改動其中某一個詞或添加或刪除一個詞，這樣讀起來才順口，這就是良好的語感幫助發現錯誤并進行糾正。
二、讓學生掌握答題技巧，能夠提高學生短文改錯的整體能力
高考短文改錯題具有“高起點、低落點”的特點，對學生的語言感覺和語言能力要求較高，但改正的錯誤往往比較簡單。很多學生做不好改錯題不是因為沒有掌握這些語法知識，而是不能通過語感找出錯誤。所以培養學生有意識地去注意一些高考短文改錯的?？键c非常重要。
綜合近年的高考題我們可以看出主要在以下語法項目上設題：1.名詞和限制詞的搭配主要涉及可數與不可數名詞與冠詞、指示代詞、物主代詞的錯誤搭配，以及名詞的單復數的誤用。2.動詞的時態、語態以及非謂語動詞常出現在總體時態為過去或現在時中間雜有另一時態的現象，以及動詞的謂語與非謂語形式、非謂語動詞之間的誤用。3.代詞的誤用主要是代詞的格與數的錯用。如男性用了女性代詞，單數用了復數代詞或相反;應當用形容詞性的物主代詞用了名詞性等。4.數詞的誤用主要是序數詞與基數詞的混用和錯用，以及hundred，thousand，dozen，score等詞和具體數量詞連用時的用法以及表示約數的用法。5.形容詞與副詞主要涉及到形容詞和副詞的原級、比較級與最高級的誤用，以及形容詞和副詞的誤用等。6.考查英語中的并列現象在一些英語中的并列結構中沒有用并列的語法結構，如并列連詞連接的兩個部分等。
上述幾個方面，學生在做題時只要稍加留意，找出錯誤的比率就會增大很多。做短文改錯題時一般遵循以下幾個步驟：1.先通讀全文。認真閱讀短文，在做題之前確保已經弄清原文大意。注意文章中上下文的邏輯關系是否正確，時態、人稱、主謂、指代等是否一致。2.聚焦出題熱點、綜合運用所學語言知識，分句(注意以句子為單位而不是以行為單位)對不同的錯誤情況進行分析和回答(即改詞、加詞或減詞)。3.再次通讀全文，校對自己的改正是否正確。一般各種改錯的方式都應該用到，如果出現了某一種改法(如加詞、減詞等)沒有用到，要考慮自己的改錯應該有問題，要對剛才不是很有把握的行進行推敲。在自己認為正確的行后劃勾，并且校對其他行改正的符號是否準確，大小寫是否拼寫正確(這點同學們很容易忽視)。如果某一行有兩種改錯方式要推敲哪一種是最佳改法。
培養學生的英語答題技巧是一個漫長的過程，教師要能夠在日常教學中灌輸給學生正確的答題技巧，能夠讓學生在答題時，除了掌握扎實的英語知識基礎，還能夠掌握答題技巧，從而提高學生答題的正確率。學生只有掌握好答題技巧，才能進一步提高自身的短文改錯能力，從而提高自身的英語成績。
三、教師要重視講評，能夠對學生短文改錯能力進行分析
學生在日常學習中做完每一篇短文改錯，教師都應該對學生出現的問題進行分析，能夠讓學生及時了解自己的不足 并且可以及時加以改正，讓學生明白自己在做題時出現的錯誤是哪一類，哪些錯誤是自己可以避免的，哪些錯誤是自己不會的知識點。教師重視學生短文改錯的講評，可以讓學生弄清自己出錯的原因及問題所在，吸取教訓，從而提高學生的整體短文改錯能力。教師應該讓學生每做完一篇短文改錯后，先認真根據答案思考自己的問題所在，總結出哪些錯誤是自己不應該犯的，哪些錯誤是可以避免的，這樣能夠提高學生對自己的認識，能夠進一步使得學生的答題能力得到提升。
幽默英語短文范文第4篇
We often close ourselves off when traumatic events happen in our lives; instead of letting the world soften us, we let it drive us deeper into ourselves. We try to deflect the hurt and pain by pretending it doesn’t exist, but although we can try this all we want, in the end, we can’t hide from ourselves. We need to learn to open our hearts to the potentials of life and let the world soften us. 生活發生不幸時，我們常常會關上心門;世界不僅沒能慰藉我們，反倒使我們更加消沉。我們假裝一切仿佛都不曾發生，以此試圖忘卻傷痛，可就算隱藏得再好，最終也還是騙不了自己。既然如此，何不嘗試打開心門，擁抱生活中的各種可能，讓世界感化我們呢?
Whenever we start to let our fears and seriousness get the best of us, we should take a step back and re-evaluate our behavior. The items listed below are six ways you can open your heart more fully and completely. 當恐懼與焦慮來襲時，我們應該退后一步，重新反思自己的言行。下面六個方法有助于你更完滿透徹地敞開心扉。 1. Breathe into pain 直面痛苦
Whenever a painful situation arises in your life, try to embrace it instead of running away or trying to mask the hurt. When the sadness strikes, take a deep breath and lean into it. When we run away from sadness that’s unfolding in our lives, it gets stronger and more real. We take an emotion that’s fleeting and make it a solid event, instead of something that passes through us.
當生活中出現痛苦的事情時，別再逃跑或隱藏痛苦，試著擁抱它吧;當悲傷來襲時，試著深呼吸，然后直面它。如果我們一味逃避生活中的悲傷，悲傷只會變得更強烈更真實——悲傷原本只是稍縱即逝的情緒，我們卻固執地耿耿于懷。
By utilizing our breath we soften our experiences. If we dam them up, our lives will stagnate, but when we keep them flowing, we allow more newness and greater experiences to blossom. 深呼吸能減緩我們的感受。屏住呼吸，生活停滯;呼出呼吸，更多新奇與經歷又將拉開序幕。
2. Embrace the uncomfortable 擁抱不安
We all know what that twinge of anxiety feels like. We know how fear feels in our bodies: the tension in our necks, the tightness in our stomachs, etc. We can practice leaning into these feelings of discomfort and let them show us where we need to go. 我們都經歷過焦灼的煎熬感，也都感受過恐懼造成的生理反應：脖子僵硬、胃酸翻騰。其實，我們有能力面對這些痛苦的感受，從中領悟到出路。
The initial impulse is to run away — to try and suppress these feelings by not acknowledging them. When we do this, we close ourselves off to the parts of our lives that we need to experience most. The next time you have this feeling of being truly uncomfortable, do yourself a favor and lean into the feeling. Act in spite of the fear. 我們的第一反應總是逃避——以為否認不安情緒的存在就能萬事大吉，可這也恰好妨礙了我們經歷最需要的生活體驗。下次感到不安時，不管有多害怕，也請試著勇敢面對吧。
3. Ask your heart what it wants 傾聽內心
We’re often confused at the next step to take, making pros and cons lists until our eyes bleed and our brains are sore. Instead of always taking this approach, what if we engaged a new part of ourselves that isn’t usually involved in the decision making process? 我們常對未來猶疑不定，反復考慮利弊直到身心俱疲。與其一味顧慮重重，不如從局外人的角度看待決策之事。
I know we’ve all felt decisions or actions that we had to take simply due to our “gut” impulses: when asked, we can’t explain the reasons behind doing so — just a deep knowing that it had to get done. This instinct is the part of ourselves we’re approaching for answers. 其實很多決定或行動都是我們一念之間的結果：要是追問原因的話，恐怕我們自己也道不清說不明，只是感到直覺如此罷了。而這種直覺恰好是我們探索結果的潛在自我。
To start this process, take few deep breaths then ask, “Heart, what decision should I make here? What action feels the most right?” 開始前先做幾次深呼吸，問自己：“內心認為該做什么樣的決定呢?覺得采取哪個方案最恰當?”
幽默英語短文范文第5篇
增加：在缺詞處加上一個漏字符號(∧)，并在其下面寫出該加的詞。 刪除：把多余的詞用斜線()劃掉。
修改：在錯的詞下劃一橫線，并在該次下面寫上修改后的詞。 注意：1. 每處錯誤及其修改均僅限一詞;
2. 只允許修改10處，多者(從11處起)不計分。
一.單句改錯.(下列句子各有一處錯誤，請改正)
1. Now people get a lot of informations from TV. 2. German is a European country. 3. They didn’t want me to do any work at family. 4. Yesterday I met an old friend of my father. 5. Boys and girls, don’t lose hearts. Do better next time. 6. They are of different size. 7. It is so beautiful place that you must visit it. 8. What a terrible weather we have been having! 9. It took place in France, an European country. 10. Suddenly I caught a sight of my English teacher in the crowd. 11. What good time we had last night! 12. We shall spend three-day holiday together. 13. I came to understand that was not easy to earn money. 14. Some parents think useless for girls to go to school. 15. When he bought a chocolate cake, he put them in a secret place. 16. One day I wrote a little story and showed to my teacher. 17. It’s important that we should think over before doing anything. 18. The truck was moving so fast that the driver couldn’t control. 19. I apologized and controlled me at my best till the dinner started. 20. We must take part in the social practice to prepare us well for our future. 21. The teacher did not punish for cheating but instead gave me a second chance. 22. Henry did not like his car, that ran badly and often broke down. 23. There was a five-pound note in the pocket of the trousers I had told her to wash it. 24. People can hardly do some fishing there. 25. I visited a place where is surrounded by mountains. 26. I am sure you will find one you like it. 27. It was yesterday when he broke the window. 28. He had lost his glasses without them he couldn’t see. 29. Oliver Twist, the hero of the story, he was an orphan. 30. It starts with choosing a tree from neither a farm or a store. 31. She never has enough time for that she wants to do. 32. I find what I have one shortcoming in my character. 33. What necessary it is that we get rid of the bad habits . 34. It didn’t matter that I would win or not. 35. People in the US drink more coffee than people in any country.
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36. The development will bring us much more hopes and chances. 37. The Olympics are held each four years. 38. A summer, Fane traveled abroad. 39. I hope you think about my request as soon as possibly. 40. I know you are particular interested in Human Rights. 41. As there is no air or water, there can be no life , too. 42. There were too many nice things that I didn’t know what to choose. 43. He decides to travel a lot and visit such many new places as possible. 44. I couldn’t see as clear as before. 45. The water in it is so dirty that it smells terribly. 46. I appreciate your help very well. 47. You always gave me specially attention and inspired me. 48. It was until midnight that it stopped raining. 49. People both at home and abroad have been great helped by the new computer. 50. He has to work if he wants to live comfortable. 51. She is a brave and honesty girl. 52. It is much easy to make plans than to carry them out. 53. It is convenient for me to prepare for the exam than before. 54. He gave me an order worthy 15 million dollars. 55. The tree was put into a Christmas stand that holds the tree up straightly. 56. Is teaching kids English as interested as you expected in college? 57. We had guests last night who had not stayed in it ago. 58. We are all very much active and the activities are enjoyable. 59. If you won’t want to take a taxi, you can go by bus. 60. Our city is a modern city. It set up in the early 1980s. 61. Bad habits not come suddenly. 62. I have caught a bad cold for a week and I can’t get rid of it. 63. Following the road and you will find the store. 64. I rush over without delay, jumped into the water and swam towards him. 65. You must do everything you can help them. 66. When a rabbit see something dangerous, it runs away. 67. Its tail, which is white, moving up and down as it runs. 68. Think perhaps I was too tired, I stood up and was going to sleep. 69. I was often tired and watch TV demands little effort. 70. The little girl hurried home with the remained money. 71. His young patient was soon able to get up and ran about again. 72. It was kind of them to meet me at the station and drove me to their home. 73. She liked it very much and reads it to the class. 74. There were over 1000 students attend it. 75. Is it likely to be any food at the party on Saturday? 76. Please excuse us for not able to say goodbye to you. 77. He spends hours on the telephone, talks to his friends. 78. Filling with many people, the room is crowded. 79. At the interview there are many people who wait to interviewed for jobs. 80. It will cost a rocket a hundred thousand years to reach it.
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81. There used to have a church in front of the school. 82. Hope you great success in your work! 83. All you can do is encouraging him, show him understanding and offer him advice. 84. In Friday afternoon, some students took part in a speech activity. 85. In a few weeks the story was returned to her. 86. It was very fine when I got up early on last Sunday morning. 87. I rushed out the house as quickly as I could. 88. It is necessary to decide what is worth taking notice. 89. I had difficulty in grammar after I entered into the school. 90. She could hardly afford for the medical care. 91. But we don’t seem to have much time to talk about together. 92. He was punished because what he had done. 93. The ice isn’t thick enough for us to skate. 94. I gave you my luggage at a quarter of an hour ago. 95. I am writing to thank you with your kind help. 96. He means to come no earlier as that time. 97. We must return back to school this afternoon 98. Child as he is, but he knows a lot. 99. Having been ill for a long time, so she fell behind her classmates. 100.Thinking he happened to have no work to do, and he came back home. 二.單句改錯(下列句子各有兩處錯誤，請改正)
1. If you close your eyes, you can’t see something, because your eyelids prevent the light enter your eyes 2. For our joy, Li Ding, monitor of our class, who was among the winners. 3. The only thing I can think is when I am going to get home listen to my music. 4. All my classmates are busy prepare for the exam except myself. 5. The main problem was in that I always thought in Chinese and tried to translate anything into English. 6. I communicated myself thanks to his great kindness. 7. I was great delighted to learn that you do very well in the mid-term examination. 8. If you learning English, it is not enough only to keep in minds the rules of grammar. 9. I get up very early this morning to go to the airport to meet Mr. White, a expert from the USA. 10. One and a half year later, I now think English a fun to learn. 11. I went through the test for many times but I can only answer three out of the twenty questions. 12. For instance, on one night, the played strong and loudly music till 4 o’clock in the morning. 13. Thinking he had no work to do, and my father came back home, quickly finishing his supper and left for the cinema. 14. Men have been interesting in the stars ever since they first looked up into sky. 15. That is difficulty to say how many people are learning English. 16. Three years ago, he was picked out and send to study in abroad. 17. Sometimes, I wish I can stay in a quiet place lonely, away from this city for a long time. 18. Many years ago, I step into a bookstore for some books I wanted them.
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19. Having learned why he wanted the book, and the bookseller gave him some writing papers and a new pencil as a gift. 20. you can find all kinds information in just a few minute on the internet. 21. I got know that they were college students travel in china. 22. Under the help of him and my classmates, I made some progresses. 23. We went to the zoo on last Sunday. There were a lot of visitors stood in front of the ticket window. 24. With development of mobile phones, the short message service is becoming more and more popular for us nowadays. 25. On the night before my first day, I was much excited to go to sleep and as a result, I got up lately in the morning. 26. Three years ago, I was studying to abroad in Japan. It was there where I began reading comic books. 27. Have they ever thought of plastic bags do harm our environment? 28. It is certainly that Zhang Village will built into a better modern village. 29. On the ceremony we made a statement which as grown-ups we should have sense of duty to our society from now on. 30. Though the city is modern, but there are still some problems, such as air pollution crowdedness and noisy. Answers: 1-5 informations-information; German-Germany; family-home; father-father’s; hearts-heart; 6-10 size-sizes; a place; 刪除a; an-a; 刪除a 11-15 a good time; a three-day; that后加it; think后加it; them-it; 16-20 showed后加it; think后加it; control后加it; me-myself; us-ourselves; 21-25 punish后加me; that-which; 刪除it; some-any; where-which; 26-30刪除it; when-that; them-which; 刪除he; neither-either; 31-35 that-what; what-that; What-How; that-whether; any后加other; 36-40 much-many; each-every; A-One; possibly-possible; particular-particularly; 41-45 too-either; too-so; such-as; clear-clearly; terribly-terrible; 46-50 well-much; specially-special; was后加not; great-greatly; comfortable-comfortably; 51-55 honesty-honest; easy-easier; is后加more; worthy-worth; straightly-straight; 56-60 interested-interesting; ago-before; 刪除much; won’t-don’t; It后加was; 61-65 habits后加do; caught-had Following-Follow; rush-rushed; can后加to; 66-70 see-sees; moving-moves; think-Thinking; watch-watching; remained-remaining; 71-75 ran-run; drove-drive; reads-read; attend-attending; it-there; 76-80 not后加being; talks-talking; Filling-Filled; to后加be; cost-take; 81-85 have-be; Hope-Wish; encouraging-encourage; In-On; In-After; 86-90 刪除on; out后加of notice后加of; 刪除into; 刪除for 91-95 刪除about; because后加of; skate后加on; 刪除at; with-for; 96-100 as-than; 刪除back; 刪除but; 刪除so; 刪除and; 單句改錯(下列句子各有兩處錯誤，請改正)
1. something-anything; enter-entering; 2. For-To; 刪除who; 3. think后加 about; home后加to; 4. prepare-preparing; myself-me; 5. 刪除in; anything-everything; 6. myself-my; to-for; 7. great-greatly; do-did; 8. learning-learn; minds-mind; 9. get-got; a-an; 10. year-years; 刪除a; 11. 刪除for; can-could; 12. 刪除on; loudly-loud; 13. 刪除and; finishing-finished; 14.
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interesting-interested; into后加the; 15. That-It; difficulty-difficult; 16. send-sent; 刪除in; 17. can-could; lonely-alone; 18. step-stepped; 刪除them; 19. 刪除and; papers-paper; 20. kinds后加of; minute-minutes; 21. got后加to; traveling; 22. Under-With; progresses-progress; 23. 刪除on; stood-standing; 24. With后加the; for-with; 25.much-too; lately-late; 26. 刪除to; where-that; 27. 刪除of; harm后加to; 28. certainly-certain; will后加be; 29. which-that; have后加a; 30. 刪除but; noisy-noise 三.短文改錯. ⑴ 76. √ 77.in---at78. but---and 79. see---saw 80. made---make 81. ∧and/so 82 they—she 83. concert—concerts 84. Sadly 85. the ⑵ 76.job 77.去掉been 78. a 79.experience 80. received 81. 去掉was/加who 82.your-my 83.√ 84. read 85. really ⑶76. trains 改為 train 77. 去掉 piece。 78. pass 改為 passes。 79. important 前加 an 80. such 改為 so。 81. 此行無錯。 82. wait 改為 waited。 83. lately 改為 late。 84. to 改為 with。 85. importance 改為 important。
⑷76.in--on 77 a / 78 was 79 right 80. at the /my 81that -- whether /if 82 secretly 83.served 84 waiting 85.reason ⑸ 76.there改為where 77.alone改為lonely 78.days改為day 79.used改為used to 80.All改為Both 81.but改為and 82.easy改為easier 83.無錯 84.去掉of 85.smoke改為smoking ⑹1. Have改為had 2.them去掉 3.late改為later 4. 正確 5. asked 后加a 6. minute改為 minutes 7.How 改為What 8. surprising改為surprised 9.What 后加do 10. speak 改為 say ⑺76.To—In 77.Travel—Travelin9 78.comfortably--comfortable 79.Unless--If 80.safety--safe 81.正確 82.was—is 83.can后加not 84.去掉to 85.or--and ⑻76. accepted→received 77. in→of 78. difficulty→difficult 79. 去掉and 80. 對 81. things后加that 82. it→them 83. But→So 84. 去掉to 85. for→to
⑼71. left-leaving 72. none-neither 73. froze-freezing 74. stay-stayed 75. in 后面加the 76. so-but/yet 77. be去掉 78. that-which 79. 正確80. in- on ⑽ 76. As →It 77. on →in 78. or →and 79. get ⌒much as 80. are81. However →Besides 82. ∨ 83. kind →kinds 84.watching →watch 85. left →leaving
⑾ 76.accepted→received 77.去掉more, 78.because后加of, 79.other→another 80.say→said 81.and→or兩,三天用two or three days.82.family前加the這里特指家庭的其他成員. 83.fast→soon fast指動作的迅速,soon指時間"盡快地".84.√ 85.happily→happy
⑿ 76.√77.is→are 78.felt→feel 79.Therefore→However 80.∧little→a a little boy 81.去掉not 后的to 82.play→playing 83.like→as 84.grade→grades"分數", 85.for→in
幽默英語短文范文第6篇
此題要求改正所給短文中的錯誤。對標有題號的每一行作出判斷：如無錯誤，在該行右邊橫線上畫一個勾(√);如有錯誤(每行只有一個錯誤)，則按下列情況改正：
該行多一個詞：把多余的詞用斜線()劃掉，在該行右邊橫線上寫出該詞，并也用斜線劃掉。
該行缺一個詞：在缺詞處加一個漏字符號(∧)，在該行右邊橫線上寫出該加的詞。
該行錯一個詞：在錯的詞下畫一橫線，在該行右邊橫線上寫出改正后的詞。 注意：原行沒有錯的不要改。
Wise men don’t always act as wise
1.__________ 2.__________ 3.__________ 4.__________
5.__________
6.__________ as we think. At times they maybe do something silly, and then the stories about their foolish acts are stillwidely talked throughout the world in modern times. For example, Beethoven was said to having insisted onpaying a waiter in a restaurant for a dinner he has not
eaten or ever ordered; the British physicist Newton, while lives7._____ in London, cut two holes in the door, one big, other small,8.__________ so as for his two cats to pass by. He only thought the9.__________
10.__________ bigger cat couldn’t get through the smaller holes easily.書面表達
為了創造學校的英語學習氛圍，激發同學們學習英語的興趣，我校將舉行英語演講比賽。請你根據下面內容以學生會名義向全校學生做口頭通知，介紹相關情況。
活動：英語演講比賽
比賽時間：5月22日下午;地點：報告廳
比賽要求：
(1)話題從備選的8個話題中自選 (2)選手每人先進行一段20秒以內的自我介紹，演講時間不超過3分鐘 獎勵辦法：各年級設
一、
二、三等獎
報名時間：5月15日前
報名地點：學生會辦公室
注意： 1.詞數不少于60.
2.通知的開頭和結尾已為你寫好。
3.選手：contestant
Boys and girls, I have an announcement to make.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
That’s all. Thank you.
1.wise→wisely2.√3.去掉then 4.talked后加about
5.having→have 6.has→had7.lives→living
10.holes→hole 8.other前加the9.by→through
One possible version:
Boys and girls, I have an announcement to make.
In order to provide an atmosphere of learning English and arouse the students’ interest in English, we will have an English speech competition.
The competition will be held at our lecture hall on the afternoon of May 22nd. There will be eight topics for all the contestants to choose from. Before the speech, every contestant will have to give a self-introduction in twenty seconds and the speech can’t last more than three minutes. We’ll award the first, second and third prizes for each grade. Hurry up to the office of the Students’ Union before May 15th to enter your names for the right opportunity offered to you!